The St. Petersburg Times briefly had a story on its site today with this attention-grabbing headline:
Rove, Satan plot GOP fall campaign strategy
The Onion-like story went on to describe a news conference by the president's right-hand man, Karl Rove. St. Pete has taken the story off its site, but some of it is preserved here. Alas, it's all apparently just a badly labeled bit of satire.
UPDATE: St. Pete explains what happened here.